THE OUTSIDE INSIDE
The drunker I get, the more that I realize that the only mission of a  college student is to get laid as often as possible. I must have  overheard some of the most pointless conversations over the course of  the past five hours. Really? You think your DDR skills are going to  impress her? Hah! At least I got to play some music for people. That’s  all I really needed.

The drunker I get, the more that I realize that the only mission of a college student is to get laid as often as possible. I must have overheard some of the most pointless conversations over the course of the past five hours. Really? You think your DDR skills are going to impress her? Hah! At least I got to play some music for people. That’s all I really needed.

#Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean my spelling isn't impeccable haha #suck it society
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